I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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