Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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