I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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