yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
How naked do you want me to be?
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