Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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