Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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