You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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