Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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