Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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