So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
