I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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