is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
