Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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