On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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