My underwear smells like fireworks.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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