i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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