He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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