How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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