I want to have your abortion
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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