I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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