farters have to be the big spoon...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just googled if crying burns calories
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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