I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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