I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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