Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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