I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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