how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Randomize
