worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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