what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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