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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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