oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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