end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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