fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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