maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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