Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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