We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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