): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
So. Much. Porn.
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