on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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