thus making me awesome and them whores
My balls are so social today.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Randomize
