my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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