Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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