People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
