Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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