Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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