My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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