Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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