Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
