Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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