if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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