none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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