Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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