Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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