dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
whose ass print is on the piano?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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