the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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