I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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