I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm passing your future prison.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The air was thick with penises
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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