I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
